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Whoa Nelly!

See the source imageI was doing my civic duty yesterday by placing my vote. I was waiting in line and there was a woman in front of me in gym attire. I was thinking that she really should not be wearing those athletic wear pants as they were doing her a total disservice.

As we approached the check-in, she said her name. Well, well, well. This was a girl that I kind of, sort of knew back in high school. Now I know it has been twenty years since then, but I was like holy shit.

This girl used to be super thin and super cute. Neither remain to be the case any longer.

She was not totally fat, but she was fat in all the wrong places. Like the fat distribution was almost like the remnants of mudslide, just all over the place.

Now this lady is my age and she looked about ten years older than me. I actually gasped when I saw how deep her wrinkles were.

I know I sound like a vain cunt, but, hey, aren’t we all.

It was just such a horrible downfall for her.

I guess to paraphrase, the late, great Patrice O’Neal, “women age like bread, not like wine.” And boy oh boy, is he correct.


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Two Years of Nonsense

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I thought that after the Presidential election two years ago that everybody would shut up and go about their business. Unfortunately, everybody has decided to lose their minds and become obsessed with politics. Political talk gets boring rather quickly. Look at all the dunces on cable news networks that are contributors, they are losers who have no substance.

I must admit one of the most irritating things about the state of affairs is that this political obsession has leaked into everything that is fun: films, television shows, music, comedy and popular culture. I don’t like watching things and then constantly have to hear dialogue that is a jab at the President. I don’t like plot lines that surround the administration’s agenda. I definitely don’t need a PSA in a song. This fixation has all but killed comedy, no more jokes anymore, just Trump is Hitler and Republicans are fascists, a real laugh riot.

Can’t we go back to art being imaginative and original?

And while we are at it, can we please stop all of these celebrity females from talking politics? My God, I can’t see one more of these bubble-headed broads try and tell me who to vote for while wearing glasses to appear smart. Who is their stylist, the prop guy from Saved By the Bell?

Anyway, hopefully this psychosis ends soon so we can all inject a little levity into our lives.


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It’s Everybody’s’ Problem

I was reading an article about the midterm elections and it was discussing what they dubbed, “Trump’s Woman Problem.” Basically, they were saying that women don’t care for Trump so they would not be voting for those he endorses.

Unfortunately, if you look at demographics of strictly female voters they vote blue regardless.

This is not just a Trump problem, but a problem for the country.

I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I would be willing to give up my right to vote if they ended women’s suffrage.

I don’t even get why they lean to the Dems, what have they done for women that is so great? Quite frankly, all the liberal hooey that they have brainwashed females with has made them far more miserable. From the hurrahing of the single mother and breakdown of the nuclear family to the idea that women in the workforce would make them happier and more fulfilled, and the gem that Hillary Clinton is a great representation of a strong woman,  these are all things that are untrue but women have been conned in to. (Perhaps if they are not smart enough to realize this they should not be voting to begin with.)

That’s what these women need to be asking, what are the policies and how are they helping me and my family? Do you know how many times I’ve heard women say that they don’t like a candidate because of how he looks or the language he uses when he speaks? Well who cares? He could be the Elephant Man, but if he is running on a platform I endorse I’m voting for that freak of nature.

I’m just saying either women need to be more informed on facts and vote with reason over emotion or just take the privilege away completely.

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Why Can’t I?

I’m not a huge fan of the 19th Amendment because most of these voters have no logic when picking their candidates. However, it isn’t going away anytime soon and since that’s the case,that means my vote counts.

In 2008 and 2012 many voted for Barack Obama because he is half-black.

In 2016 many plan on voting for Hillary Clinton because she is a woman.

If this is the level of rationale the general public are using in casting their ballots then I will get on board with this. After all, I am a woman of the people, the problem is I detest the people.

So with this simplification in mind, I will vote for Donald Trump because he is funny. He makes me laugh. His tweets are funny. I love that he gives everybody a nickname as I have the same modus operandi. I think it is funny that the political elites and pundits are losing their minds over him.

But what if he wins? That won’t be funny.

In fact, it will be sheer hilarity. From Trump’s victory speech to the inauguration to the re-election.

Let the people in government and media have their cries unheard the way the people’s cries have been dismissed for the last 20 years. They lughed then, it’s out turn to laugh now.

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Hillary Clinton is totally about the thug life. She steals money, has deaths that can and can’t be linked to her, is a ride or die bitch for her husband in matters of sexual misconduct with women he creeps with by chopping those hos down and strong arms the media in her favor. She’s like Suge Knight without the record label.

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