This weekend marks the kickoff of summer, well according to the Hollywood film Industry, so lets see what entertainment they will be providing to the masses, as per Rotten Tomatoes.
It is the last day of July and I feel like the summer is almost over.
I have virtually no tan.
I am still too fat for summer.
I have not done anything remotely fun.
What a summer bummer? Am I right gang?
I think I’m just going to have to really take advantage of August.
However, the problem with that is that it would require me to be motivated to do something.
That’s a hurdle that my fat ass is not capable of jumping.
Looks like the remainder of the summer will be sent like the first part, looking like a bloated version of Powder.
Hey, it’s like Buddy Holly said, “There ain’t not cure for the summertime blues.”
The problem with really nice weather is that you feel guilty if you’re not optimizing it. I don’t want to be outside. I want to be inside watching movies like I do in the winter months and when I don’t feel like I’m wasting my time. The only time I want to be outside all day is when I’m at work because I’m forced to be inside. During my free time, I don’t want to venture into the sunlight.
What’s there to do outside?
Sure I go for walks, but that’s like an hour tops, then what?
This being outdoors in the summer all the time propaganda stinks.
I don;t have a pool and even if I did how long can you sit in it?
I don’t live close enough to the beach, but even if I did, who could go there everyday?
The only part of summer I enjoy is the warm temperature and even that stinks because most of the time I’m stuck in that freezer box they call an office building.
I just don’t like feeling obligated to do something just because the weather is dictating that I do so.