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The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire

I was going for a stroll the other morning and I was passing by a home that was getting new roofing.

As I walked closer I happened to notice that the roofers were fine as fuck.

They looked good, bronzed skin against those neon yellow t-shirts that were sort of tight and showed off their muscles.

Like these guys looked like they were a stripper version of what a roofer is.

Of course, being the pervert that I am the first thing that I thought was imagine if I just said, “Hi boys, do you know what an Eiffel Tower is?”

Why? Why do I think these things?

Anyway, I moseyed by and just did a head nod with a good morning. I still think I could’ve down okay with my opening line.

It’s a numbers game, you have to take some chances.

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