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Times Are Tough

I was at the Dollar Store the other day when I noticed something that I was unaware they sold, pregnancy tests.

I understand that pregnancy tests are pretty pricey. I’m still mad that I spent money on one nineteen years ago because I was so not with child. Then I realized I should save my money and put my faith in the Lord and use the pull and pray method which has been one hundred percent successful. Like George Michael said, “You gotta have faith, faith, faith.” But I have derailed myself here.

I was in awe that they sold dollar pregnancy tests. I know that they are not expired or anything, but I would be very skeptical to get accurate results. I feel like if this is where you are purchasing your tests, that most likely you really have no plans on keeping this kid. Perhaps you shouldn’t, and I say this as a person who does not believe in abortions, from a financial standpoint.

I am very aware that there are people who are less fortunate, but maybe they should consider the old saying, “crisscross, applesauce.”

That being said, I would love to see the sample population who is getting the dollar pregnancy test. I bet it is better than reality television.


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