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Target Audience

We all have a type of person that seems to be attracted to us. For me, it happens to be married men.

This is definitely not the demographic that I’m looking for.

Since I’m now relatively sober and not being a complete asshole I don’t mess around with the married any longer.

Some may think that this is a compliment, that they would be willing to cheat and risk their marriage.

I think it’s an insult.

Why would they believe that I would help me the cheat?

What is it about me that screams cheating accomplice?

I may be a carefree gal at times, but that does not mean that I’m going to be the other woman.

I get why people cheat, I’m not judging it, but take your infidelity elsewhere.

I don’t need the bad energy and stress in my life.

Holler at me when you get separated.

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Catchy

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I had a girl I work with ask me, “Not to be in your business, but are you married? Dating?”

This made me laugh. Nope to both, thank God!

I’m a weird specimen of a human being. I want to be normal in many things, but I’m just not.

What I really wanted to explain to her is that even though I am quite the catch, I am very annoying in a variety of ways.

The best way to describe the reason for my single status is due to me being just like a jingle.

At first you think, hey it’s a little annoying but tolerable, then you actually get into it and find it catchy and it ends with you hating it so much that you get very angry anytime you hear it.

I’m the jingle.

All I said was that I’m good, though the jingle analogy really drives it all home.

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Six Degrees of Separation

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Somebody has to know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody that can hook me up with Brian De Palma. I don’t believe in marriage but I would marry him, not for money but for love. I’m obsessed with this guy, not in a  Paul Snider way, like in a healthy sort of mesmerized by him sort of way. Just like Tom Hagen said to Jack Woltz, “I admire his pictures very much.”

De Palma is a genius, a single genius might I add. Time is of the essence here people. The lovely Mr. De Palma is not getting any younger. Tick tock!

I don’t want any money or anything like that. I want something far more priceless, stories. I want to hear about everything and everybody. I want to know about the backstory and behind the scenes of so many of his movies.

Honestly, I loved so many of his films but even if he only made  Phantom of the Paradise  and nothing else I would have just as much appreciation for him.

So help me out already! By the way, if you do have some connection to the Great De Palma let him know I’m a creep sexually, that may help my cause.

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