Tag Archives: joke

Old Lady

Being called ma’am is just a really polite way of saying, bitch, you’re old.

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Greed Is Good

I like Grocery Store Managers because they decided, hey, I want to dress like a businessman but still be a cashier.

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How Dry I Am

You think if we reinstated prohibition, that it would solve this whole abortion debate?

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Is There A Doctor In The House?

If I could be anything I’d be a butcher because you get to be like a doctor without all the fancy schooling.

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Carpenter

Is it an eating disorder or having amazing willpower?

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