Being called ma’am is just a really polite way of saying, bitch, you’re old.
I like Grocery Store Managers because they decided, hey, I want to dress like a businessman but still be a cashier.
You think if we reinstated prohibition, that it would solve this whole abortion debate?
If I could be anything I’d be a butcher because you get to be like a doctor without all the fancy schooling.
Is it an eating disorder or having amazing willpower?