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The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire

I was going for a stroll the other morning and I was passing by a home that was getting new roofing.

As I walked closer I happened to notice that the roofers were fine as fuck.

They looked good, bronzed skin against those neon yellow t-shirts that were sort of tight and showed off their muscles.

Like these guys looked like they were a stripper version of what a roofer is.

Of course, being the pervert that I am the first thing that I thought was imagine if I just said, “Hi boys, do you know what an Eiffel Tower is?”

Why? Why do I think these things?

Anyway, I moseyed by and just did a head nod with a good morning. I still think I could’ve down okay with my opening line.

It’s a numbers game, you have to take some chances.

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Slide Into Home

This is Josie Canseco.

She is the 21 year-old laughter of Jose Canseco.



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Must Be Delilah

Delilah Hamlin is smoking.

She is the 20 year old daughter of Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna.

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I’m A Magnet

I realized the other day that guys that are white trash, for some odd reason, love me. They flock to me like bees to a hive. I’m not even saying they are white trash in a mean-spirited way, it’s just a matter of fact. The best part is that they are not only white trash, but they are like these super huge, jacked guys. I mean they are monster sized people. This poses a problem as I am fully appalled by them, but I also don’t want to make any enemies. They seem like nice enough dudes, but I’m all set. A sticky situation as you can see.

I’m telling you, they approach me at the gymnasium, supermarket, basically any public place. They thing that baffles me is that I don’t think I give off a welcoming air, not to mention any sort of sense of trashiness. I don’t get why they all adore me.

There’s nothing wrong with being white trash, but as David Broom from theĀ Real World New Orleans would say, “Woo, woo, that ain’t my thing.” Yes, I realize the dated nature of that reference, but I’m old and obsolete. What’s a good white trash repellent? Besides a black guy.

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Hubba Hubba

I was at the gymnasium the other day and this girl walked in who usually comes in with this guy. The girl is cute, nice, tight little body, decent face. The guy is nothing to write home about, he is forgettable. So the other day, this girl walks in with a different guy. God Damn! He was super gorgeous. He looked like Scott Eastwood.

Now, the shock here is that I honestly thought all the super hot people left this shit town years ago. I have no idea where this kid has been, but he should move immediately. He is way too hot to be in this location. The other shock was, why doesn’t this bitch bring him as her regular guy to work out with? I mean, what about me? Doesn’t this old lady deserve some scenery to perv out to?

Of course, since this day I have not seen either of them again, so disappointing.

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