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Can This Be?

I was at the beach with a friend the other day and I commented that I could not believe that there was not one single super hot guy to look at it, just for fun.

Then I realized that I think it has legitimately been nine years since the last time I saw a guy that was ridiculously gorgeous in real life.

Can this possibly be right?

Almost a decade?

That’s insane!

I’ve seen decent looking guys, guys with justice bodies, but no-holy-shit-I-can’t-stop-staring-you’re-so-damn-hot-guys.

Is there a drought? Am I just not going to the right places? I feel like this is statistically impossible.

Not only a statistical impossibility, but just plain sad.

I don’t think I’m asking for much, just a man to horribly molest with my eyes.

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