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Flashback

I was recently watching something on television when I noticed that one of the people on the program was girl I knew from way back.

She was still smoking hot, just a little older. So what does any person in this day and age do, but search engine the shit out of her.

Well, her Instagram was delightful to look at. She is still fine as fuck.

However, the most disheartening part was all her captions. They were all positive affirmations and corny platitudes.

I always liked this girl, she was hot, but not stuck up at all. I just don’t remember her being like this everything’s zen bullshit attitude.

I guess when you’re that good looking there is thing to be angry about.

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That’s All She’s Got

The other day a guy said how he noticed that lately he’s seen a bunch of really cute girls with really unattractive guys. He wondered why these good looking girls would be with dudes that are maybe not so easy on the eyes. My answer to him was that most likely all these girls have was looks and probably had nothing else to offer. The guys may not be as attractive, but mostly likely had something else they could bring to the table like money, car, personality.

The majority of women don’t have anything else but their looks. They don’t have original personalities. Their personality is a reflection of the man that they are with. She likes what he likes. Women don’t have interesting opinions on current events. Women are not particularly funny. Women are not easygoing, they are fun killers and misery spreaders.

So yeah, maybe these women are attractive, but somebody has to be able to put up with all the other shit that comes along with her looks. That’s not something every guy is willing to put up with, nor should they.

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Military Planning

Have you ever watched a guy trying to pick up a girl in a bar?

It is like watching Operation Barbarossa play out in front of you.

The guy is the Germans and the girl is the Soviet Union.

The guy moves in strong and the girl tries to resist. Then the guy’s friends come in as reinforcements, trying to help make advances on the Soviet front, if you will. Just when the guy thinks he has won, in come the girl’s friends who cock block everybody and put the kibosh on the entire operation by pushing the guys all the way back to Berlin.

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So I Know This Girl

I have known her for about a year. We are not friends but we are friendly. In the year that I have known her she has dated three different guys. All of these relationships last around three to four months. Every time one of them ends she says, “Well, he was an asshole.” Now, I’m not saying that these guys aren’t assholes; as my theory is all women are crazy and all guys are assholes; there are just different levels of crazy and asshole. The reason I question this girl and her inability to keep a man longer than a few months is because she is 34 years old.

She is the same age as me. Unlike me, she wants to be married and she wants to have children, so time is of the essence to her because the expiration date on this eggs is any day now. Now, this is all fine and dandy but the real thing that I find baffling is that when these relationships implode in only a several month time period, she always blames the guy for being an asshole. Usually, these guys end up seeing another girl while with her and leaving her for the other girl. Now, I would almost solely put blame on the guys if this was ten years ago and we were 24, but we are old bitches now and the guys she is dating are around our age as well. A lot of the immaturity and inane nonsense you experience in relationships with people at 24 is pretty much gone by your mid-thirties.

All of this information leads me to believe that this girl is in fact a psycho. She has to be doing something for the same scenario to be happening over and over again. By our age, she should know better than doing whatever the fuck it is she is doing or gravitating towards unavailable men. I have gleaned from several conversations that I have had with her that she would be a very time consuming girlfriend. She complains when texts are unanswered. She complains when they don’t want to spend time with her. She complains about these men all the time. You should probably not have much to complain about in the first few months of a relationship.

So either she’s a complete handful that is too high maintenance and not worth the effort  which nobody our age wants to deal with or she stinks sexually which nobody our age wants to deal with.

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