It is always flattering when somebody tells you that you look like a celebrity. Well, maybe not always, I suppose they could compare you to an unattractive celebrity. I have been lucky in my experiences as I have been compared to really good looking women. I understand this is a compliment but it makes me extremely uncomfortable. Why? Because I don’t think I look like these women and to be quite honest it is insulting to these lovely ladies to insinuate that I have any similarity to them. It also makes me feel awful because these women have nice bodies and are not a dough ball with legs like yours truly. I think it’s okay if you tell somebody that you think they look like a celebrity. I don’t think it’s okay when a person offers up this celebrity comparison about themselves.
My example of this is a few years back my buddy and I were at a bar and there was this girl bartending. My friend was into her so he was flirting and I was helping him along. Out of nowhere she announces, “People always tell me I look like Mila Kunis.” It was like the record stopping at a party from a cheesy movie moment. She was cute but she did not look like Mila Kunis. My friend and I just looked at each other like what-the-fuck? When she walked away to serve somebody else we were both in agreement that her having Mila Kunis as her celebrity doppelganger was a far stretch. It was such a cringe-worthy, douchey moment.
Are you curious about who I’ve been compared to? Well here they are, get ready to laugh your balls off because it’s so not right.
Trust me, I know I don’t look like them. I wish I did, they’re all pretty hot. The worst is the Jessica Biel comparison because her body is ridiculous. Look at it down below, I’m a blob, she’s a hard body. If my body looked like that I would be a total whore, everybody would get some pussy. I’d be naked all the time because it would be wrong to cover up that perfection.