I went to see my doctor and I said, “Doc, I’m in a horrible sexual drought.”
The doctor said, “Too bad that kind of dehydration can’t kill you.”
A co-worker was telling me about a surgery her husband is about to undergo. She said the doctor performing the surgery reminder her of Doogie Howser.
She said, I can show you a picture of him. (What a creepy world the Internet is.)
She brought the photograph and I must say he was young, but he was good looking to boot.
Why would you leave out the best part?
He is 35 and fine as fuck.
I told her to hook me up. I would love to add a doctor to my resume, never banged out a medical professional before.
Plus it’s like a win-win, I could ask him all my medical questions.