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Corporate Cunts

Generally most women are cunts, but for some reason this percentage gets drastically higher in a corporate environment.

Women who think they are high level somebodies are atrociously rude and brutal to other people they deem lower than them.

Drunk off what they think is some sort of power, they are unbearable. The most annoying part is that the have the four wall balls.

They know that because they are at work nobody can actually punch them in their dumb bitch faces. These mother fuckers would never dare take a tone like that in real life circumstances.

I pray for the day when I don’t need to give a fuck anymore and just verbally deconstruct their hideousness so barbarically to them that they have a break down.

People are always saying that companies don’t have as many female CEOs and high level executives, maybe it’s because women are cunts. And no, I’m not saying this because a woman who is in power and direct gets called a bitch and a man doing the same thing gets glossed over. That’s feminist horseshit. I’ve met guy bosses who are cunts too.

I’m blunt as fuck and I can be a cunt at times, but I am not disrespectful to people at work, if I was, these bitches would know what’s up and shut their traps for once.

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Drone

Unfortunately I work in a corporate environment and I truly detest it. I was having a conversation with one of my co-workers. I don’t particularly care for her. She is a low energy dud. I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but we were discussing working in a corporate environment and she stated that she loves it.

I have never in my life heard an actual real life person say something like this.

Who could possibly like it?

It is authoritarian. I have made the comparison before, it is like a communist regime.

I always knew this girl was lame, but now I can confirm that she is also dumb as a rock. She is not a visionary. She has no imagination. She is a fall-in-line hack, nobody.

The startling part is that she is interested in art, she has a degree in art history. How can a person who values culture actually enjoy being in the corporate realm?

How can any person at all enjoy being in corporate?

It never ceases to amaze me how many people have lethargic, stale minds.

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Thirty Years

After thirty years, a man at work retired. This is what happened.

They gave him a last minute, poorly thrown together breakfast send off.

They sent out a last minute invitation on the morning of, to this pathetic breakfast bon voyage.

I happened to be outside when the man was leaving for the last time. He was carrying several boxes and was escorted out by two women who worked directly with him. They gave him hugs goodbye.

Did they offer to help him take the boxes to the car? No.

Did they offer to wait while he pulled his car around and then help him with the boxes? No.

They went inside and this poor bastard with his half un-tucked shirt, waddled his way all the way to the very far end of the parking lot, lugging the boxes with no one to help him.

This is what thirty years of dedication gets you, a shit goodbye and a see you later.

I believe that I could actually hear the crushing of a soul.

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Crossroads

I knew before I signed up for it that I would most likely not like working in a corporate environment. When I drove in for my first interview I thought gross and by the time I left I thought there was no way I could ever work at such a place. Well, I drank from the corporate well and here I am in the land of Corporate America. I suppose I should be happy that I am at a stable company with growth potential, but I find myself rather torn. Quite frankly, I detest the corporate culture mentality where groupthink is rewarded and individual ideas are frowned upon. However, I still need to make a living. This has brought me to the juncture of where do I go?

I find that being in this position is not only soul crushing, but makes me more miserable than normal. It is draining to drudge through the every day minutia of what seems to be like a communist regime. I know it sounds odd to say a pillar of capitalism invokes communist ideas, but it does. It is communal space, everybody works together, they feed you company “language” that needs to be regurgitated and you need to fall in line with company policy, initiatives and culture.

Perhaps it is my lineage of coming from a truly Communist regime, but all of this makes me want to rebel. I like free thought and discourse. I don’t want to fall in line just to be able to get a shot at a bigger cube or gasp, an actual office. These are not motivators for the likes of me.

I suppose now is the time to chose if I stay in this world of homogeny or break free.

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I’m Not Sitting Next to that Blob!

I recently learned that the replacement for my co-worker who passed away is close to being hired. Yes, that’s right, they decided to start interviewing ten days after she passed for a position that did not need to be filled promptly. The vultures were out in full force, the same ones who came to me with crocodile tears when they learned she had gone. I have no respect for any of these piggish, opportunistic swine.

That being said, the replacement would have to sit near me. On top of my not liking her to begin with and the added disdain for her participation in this job grab, she is just unaesthetically pleasing, She is like a big bowl of slop. I don’t want to be near that. She is a gargantuan beast. She uses up-speak like a cute twenty-something girl, but she’s a slab of pale doughy yuck.

I can’t possibly be expected to sit next to that. It’s totally going to ruin the property value.

To add insult to injury, she’s a super annoying, me-me-me hog.

I sense that this will not end well.

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