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I am not a big believer in condoms for myself. Hey, if they work for others, more power to you. However, I was reading something in which a woman said the man made her put a condom on his penis before she could perform oral sex. Wait, what?

I suppose I understand this in theory, but wait, what?

I recall that in my youth when I worked at a drug store that I was damaging out product, one of which was fruit flavored condoms. Of course because I’m a freak I licked them to see what they tasted like. I’m a curious gal, should I penalized for that? Anyway, to my disappointment they had no flavor taste to them, they just tasted as you would imagine a condom to taste, like a slimy balloon. Of course, being the dummy that I am, it only clicked with me that the reason they have flavored condoms is for oral sex purposes after reading about this woman decades later.

What is the point of getting a blow job if you have a condom? I suppose this makes some sense in the sex worker industry, but in every day life of normal people, wait, what, why? If you are that worried about contracting something, perhaps, maybe find another chick to blow you.

This is almost as ludicrous as using a dental dam to eat pussy.

You have to ask yourself if the blow job is worth catching a perhaps permanent disease? If you answered yes, then you don’t need the condom. If you answered no, abstain.

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I Don’t Know Whether to Be Horrified or Happy?

As it is summer time, I have been walking around more outside. I have noticed an abundance of trash on the streets which in-and-of itself is unappealing, but the new trend seems to be throwing used condoms, willy-nilly, onto the ground. The only thing that is more sickening to me than a condom (I’m pull and pray kind of gal) is seeing a semen filled condom that looks like it was immediately flipped off a dick and slapped down on the concrete which is sweltering from the hot sun’s rays. I suppose part of me is happy because the areas in which I have noticed the prophylactics are, to put it politely, in a less desirable part of town. This is where I am torn, I am happy that people are having protected sex because these areas are known to have Panic In Needle Park type heroin use, low-class prostitution and  a lot of low income people that are on welfare. So I like that they are potentially not spreading disease and lowering the possibility of having another kid that will be supported by the government’s handouts. However, I do find seeing used up condoms on the sidewalks absolutely abhorrent.

I know the easy fix to this is for me not to be walking around in those neighborhoods, but I happen to work in the general area. It’s quite the conundrum. All I know is that if I ever accidentally step on one of these low income, possibly been in a junkie whore’s cunt used condoms I will not only have to throw away my sneakers, socks and every single article of clothing that I happen to wearing at the time, but I would have to scrub my skin until it was raw and seriously consider amputation of the foot that stepped on it.

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