Have you ever had a really intense sex dream about a celebrity? You know the kind that while in your state of sleep it actually feels like real life? Aren’t they the best? I will tell you what stinks about them, is that they are super realistic in your subconscious but once you open up your peepers it is not real and it’s a total let down, like a dreamlike blue balling. That is why I believe that if you have a dream of this nature you should be allowed the opportunity to approach the celebrity that you dream banged and see if it could be a reality. There is no better feeling than making your dream come to life. How do I know? Well, not in celebrity terms but the last guy I used to sex, it all started with one extreme dream that I had. It was a super hot dream and I couldn’t get it out of my head and thus it was the catalyst to the real life sex which I must say was way better than the sex in the dream. The real life version put the dream version to shame, well except for the anal but anal is always better in a theoretical sense when you’re the one receiving the slip in. Sure not much else about that relationship was promising but to me it was worth it because the sex was awesome, I mean I can’t speak for the guy, maybe it was awful for him but I stand by my statement that it was some good old fashioned hardcore fun and I have my dream to thank for it.
As for the celebrity proposal of making your dreams come true there have to be some rules. First and foremost, you have to have had a very life-like sex dream about the person, no phony, made up fantasy shit. You have to wake up from the dream and be on fire. Second, if the celebrity is married you have to come at them and their spouse properly. Example, I would have a sit down with Mark Cuban and his wife and explain the dream and what happened. If the wife gave the go ahead then I could go into more details with Mark Cuban and see his thoughts. I would explain this has nothing to do with gold digging or anything beyond the one time solid fuck because I think he’s hot and I had a phenomenal dream about his sex skills. If he was feeling it then we could bang it out and then mission accomplished you never come in contact again.
If it is a single celebrity you would pretty much follow the same rules as with a married celebrity. Example, let’s say I had a crazy dream about Amber Heard I would approach her with a, “Hey pumpkin, I think you’re a beautiful girl and I had this dream about you.” Then you could go into details about the dream and see if she was into what you’re all about. She could opt out and do the no thanks but I’m flattered option or she could be like let’s press our clits together. Either way, it is all done respectfully and no feelings are hurt if nothing goes down. This is all about there being a potential option of a dream coming to fruition.
Also as the dreamer, if you have a sex dream about a celebrity but don’t want to see it through that’s fine as well. I remember I had a doozey of a dream about Benicio Del Toro a few years back. Sure, Benny was hot in China Moon and The Usual Suspects and Swimming With Sharks and I know that he could probably really bang a bitch out, I mean we all know the Scar Jo elevator story but for some reason I have not one inkling of even attempting to see this through.
Lastly, if you have an intense sex dream about a celebrity who is dead you only have one option. I know this first hand as I had a very hot one about Greg Giraldo but he had already passed away. So I did the only thing I could, I masturbated like a mother fucker to the dream as soon as I woke up, not just because it was a selfish, self-gratifying thing to do but because I was also honoring the spirit and soul of the late great Giraldo.