Benched

The other day I was driving by a small park and there was a black homeless man sleeping on a bench and on the complete opposite side of the park there was a white homeless man sleeping on a bench and I thought to myself, it is incredible that in this country we have such a major problem with racism.

 

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Wrestling in the Sheets

WWE wrestling is like a woman’s orgasm, you’re in awe of it until you realize it’s fake.

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Extraterrestrial

I don’t think that we should call people in the U.S. illegally, “aliens” because in all the sci-fi movies they always go home.

 

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Allergic

I think sometimes it should be okay to assault another person, like when a guy asks if something is gluten free.

 

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