The One That Got Away

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What a huge mistake on Trump’s part for letting go of Jeff Sessions!

He was the only member of that administration who was actually delivering on the immigration promises that Trump has made, including Trump.

I hope Trump is playing, as they say, 4D Chess, because the only way to rectify this disastrous blunder would be by placing Sessions in charge of Homeland Security and Kris Kobach as the new AG.

Otherwise, it will be a case of the one that got away. You don’t know how good you have it, till you don’t have it anymore.

Or maybe he could build the wall and we could all call it a day.

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Whoa Nelly!

See the source imageI was doing my civic duty yesterday by placing my vote. I was waiting in line and there was a woman in front of me in gym attire. I was thinking that she really should not be wearing those athletic wear pants as they were doing her a total disservice.

As we approached the check-in, she said her name. Well, well, well. This was a girl that I kind of, sort of knew back in high school. Now I know it has been twenty years since then, but I was like holy shit.

This girl used to be super thin and super cute. Neither remain to be the case any longer.

She was not totally fat, but she was fat in all the wrong places. Like the fat distribution was almost like the remnants of mudslide, just all over the place.

Now this lady is my age and she looked about ten years older than me. I actually gasped when I saw how deep her wrinkles were.

I know I sound like a vain cunt, but, hey, aren’t we all.

It was just such a horrible downfall for her.

I guess to paraphrase, the late, great Patrice O’Neal, “women age like bread, not like wine.” And boy oh boy, is he correct.


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Two Years of Nonsense

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I thought that after the Presidential election two years ago that everybody would shut up and go about their business. Unfortunately, everybody has decided to lose their minds and become obsessed with politics. Political talk gets boring rather quickly. Look at all the dunces on cable news networks that are contributors, they are losers who have no substance.

I must admit one of the most irritating things about the state of affairs is that this political obsession has leaked into everything that is fun: films, television shows, music, comedy and popular culture. I don’t like watching things and then constantly have to hear dialogue that is a jab at the President. I don’t like plot lines that surround the administration’s agenda. I definitely don’t need a PSA in a song. This fixation has all but killed comedy, no more jokes anymore, just Trump is Hitler and Republicans are fascists, a real laugh riot.

Can’t we go back to art being imaginative and original?

And while we are at it, can we please stop all of these celebrity females from talking politics? My God, I can’t see one more of these bubble-headed broads try and tell me who to vote for while wearing glasses to appear smart. Who is their stylist, the prop guy from Saved By the Bell?

Anyway, hopefully this psychosis ends soon so we can all inject a little levity into our lives.


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