Category Archives: Sad but True

Catchy

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I had a girl I work with ask me, “Not to be in your business, but are you married? Dating?”

This made me laugh. Nope to both, thank God!

I’m a weird specimen of a human being. I want to be normal in many things, but I’m just not.

What I really wanted to explain to her is that even though I am quite the catch, I am very annoying in a variety of ways.

The best way to describe the reason for my single status is due to me being just like a jingle.

At first you think, hey it’s a little annoying but tolerable, then you actually get into it and find it catchy and it ends with you hating it so much that you get very angry anytime you hear it.

I’m the jingle.

All I said was that I’m good, though the jingle analogy really drives it all home.

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Five More Days

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I know I’m ready. Legit way too fat for this, but don’t care.

I should just pay for the dual citizenship and call it a day.

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The Reality of the Situation

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Something very strange has happened to the men in this country. I don’t even want to say that it is a sissy-ing up but almost like a sickness. In the last month, I have had two men tell me that they want a reality show.

So bizarre.

I can remember being in my very early twenties, before everything was a reality show and thinking I probably could have one, but would never want one since it would ruin the rest of my life. (This was in my heavy drinking and slutting days when I was fun.)

I just think it is weird that middle-aged men would want this or actually verbalize it. Reality shows areĀ for broads and gay guys.

I think this sickness has infiltrated most of the country, everybody wants fame and fast cash. Are these people not looking around at all the celebrities and rich people who have sever substance abuse problems, mental health issues or suicidal tendencies?

Who wants to be famous? In the words of the great Trick Daddy, “Fuck fame, I’m out o get paid.”

Having money does not solve your problems, but it make may worries go by the wayside.

I just hope this sickness gets a cure, sooner rather than later.

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Whoa Nelly!

See the source imageI was doing my civic duty yesterday by placing my vote. I was waiting in line and there was a woman in front of me in gym attire. I was thinking that she really should not be wearing those athletic wear pants as they were doing her a total disservice.

As we approached the check-in, she said her name. Well, well, well. This was a girl that I kind of, sort of knew back in high school. Now I know it has been twenty years since then, but I was like holy shit.

This girl used to be super thin and super cute. Neither remain to be the case any longer.

She was not totally fat, but she was fat in all the wrong places. Like the fat distribution was almost like the remnants of mudslide, just all over the place.

Now this lady is my age and she looked about ten years older than me. I actually gasped when I saw how deep her wrinkles were.

I know I sound like a vain cunt, but, hey, aren’t we all.

It was just such a horrible downfall for her.

I guess to paraphrase, the late, great Patrice O’Neal, “women age like bread, not like wine.” And boy oh boy, is he correct.

 

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This Is Crazy

Wow, they really did a number on Alex Jones.

He has basically been kicked off of the Internet.

I always wonder who was the first person to ever be thrown out of a bar, but who knows?

Who was the first person to be bounced from the Internet? Well, more or less, Alex Jones.

The fact that this is not a bigger story is super odd and frightening.

Love him, hate him, don’t know anything about him, the regulations that have been thrust upon Alex Jones are ridiculous. People are very capable of coming to their own opinions. I don’t necessarily agree with Alex Jones on everything, but then again, who agrees with anybody about everything, nobody.

I like Alex Jones because he asks questions, some may seem to be a tad on the crackpot, but who cares? It is important to always be asking questions. If people take everything at face value they become complaisant

So this is how it starts, but how does it end?

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