Category Archives: Rant It Up

I Was Just Saying Hi

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I was going for a stroll the other day in  a residential neighborhood. I of course, being raised with phenomenal manners, always say hello to people I walk by. Most normal people respond with a, “hello.” However, I experienced complete ridiculousness.

I was shimmying by a younger gentlemen, I would guess in his twenties who was walking his very adorable dog. I said, “Hello.” He gave me this look and mumbled back to me, “hi.” A no, no, no, no, no.

This guy absolutely thought I was hitting on him. The phrase grody to the max seems to be what I’m looking for. First of all, I would give this kid a rating of moderately ok, he had a hat on, so he may have been hat hot, but this is me being overly generous. Second, I was probably checking out his dog more than him because he was a fluff ball of cute. Lastly, I don’t go younger. Only once and that was to piss off another person, and let me tell you, boy did it work.

I don’t like how this guy has attitude like he’s fine. Yuck. Not to mention, his reaction is a girl reaction. Women usually react like that to men saying hello. As a man, he should at least entertain the possibility. You never know when a straight up whore who loves to give blow jobs could just be nonchalantly giving you a greeting. Not that I’m that whore, but I could’ve been.

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Is This Supposed To Be A Punishment?

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There is a guy that I know that has given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for, silence. You see, I had the relationship with him that was small talk niceties, quite frankly, the worst kind of conversation a person can be subjected to. I really dreaded when I would see him knowing that I had to do the whole small talk crock.

One day, he was complaining to me about something and I told him how to solve his issue. He took great offense that I would make such a suggestion. He walked away visibly agitated.

Anyway, after that fateful day, he has never stopped to talk to me ever again. Is this supposed to make me upset? I don’t like having to talk to anybody. My best days are when I do not utter a single word to another person or have to hear them yak about some inane life story.

It’s rather sad that this is the level of a “man” in today’s society. There is nothing more pathetic than a weak man.

Whatever, thank God for his feeble consistency, now I don’t have to listen to him yammer ever again.

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Who Says Women Aren’t Funny?

Apparently, Amy Schumer when she does a “comedy” set.

 

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Who Cares What Kanye Thinks?

Who cares what Kanye West thinks? Can we please get over that he supports President Trump and is associating with people who hold conservative beliefs? Why in the world would anybody give this a second thought? I don’t really give a shit what any celebrity thinks about politics. These people all live in a different world of armed guards and gated communities. Their views and opinions on life mean nothing because they are living in an alternate reality.

People seemed to lose their minds and be shocked that West was saying and doing all these things. What’s so shocking? Nothing. Quite frankly, I don’t really care about any person’s political views aside form the people that I’m voting to represent me. Political conversation is beyond boring and although with the current President it is far more comical, it still falls somewhere in the realm of weather conversation.

I think what people should be shocked about is not Kanye rocking a MAGA hat, nobody is going to do or say anything to him, mainly because they can’t get by security. The mind blowing thing is that an average citizen can’t wear a MAGA hat without some sort of repercussion whether it be a physical altercation or denial of service at a restaurant. I have a hat, I don’t wear it outside. What does that say? What sort of country are we living in? People who voted for President Trump are still afraid to admit that they did. Isn’t that a frightening concept, that in America, people don’t feel comfortable enough to say who they voted for?

So perhaps people should not be consumed with Kanye West, but rather focus on how discourse and opposing ideas are no longer allowed to be expressed freely.

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In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Today is Star Wars Day.

May the 4th be with you.

Get it?

Ugh, no wonder there are communities of incels and waifu worshipers.

When will the revenge of the nerds nightmare end?

 

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