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It Was All A Dream

I had a  dream the other night that was super annoying. First of all, a guy I used to have sex with was in it. I have not thought about that specimen in years. That is not an exaggeration, I forgot about his existence until he came to me in my dream.

I hope this dream was not like some prophetic thing, like I’m Joseph, though I wouldn’t mind a Technicolor dream coat. I can’t run into this dunce in real life. I don’t have anything to say to him and I’m rather sure that what I really think what would be written all over my adorable little face. God did not bestow upon me a poker face.

The point of the dream was that this retard was getting married. The bride was hot, super hot and I was a guest. None of this bothered me, I just thought in the dream, weird that I would not only be invited to this union, but that I would attend. Dreams are odd. However, the part that enraged me was that he was marrying a Jewish girl.

I was appalled that her gorgeous big fat juicy Jew tits would be molested by this tool. I think the fact that it was a formal Jewish ceremony is what really set me off. I can’t figure out why this bothered me so much. I’m not like super religious or anything, but the thought of this pig marrying this lovely Heeb was nauseating.

Thank goodness none of this was real. Lets just hope I don’t actually run into this misshapen sloth.

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Has Everybody Lost It?

I was watching a clip on some ABC news outlet in regards to the upcoming Academy Awards show. The entire point of this hard hitting piece was if the Oscars have become diverse enough or if they still have a ways to go?

What. The. Fuck.

In case we have all forgotten, these awards are based on being the best, whether it be acting, writing or directing. It has nothing to do with race or diversity. This does not seem like it should even be a discussion.

I am shocked that there were that many “diverse” nominees to begin with.

I don’t get Denzel Washington. I think he stinks. He is the same in every movie, like a black Leonardo DiCaprio.

That dumb movie Get Out is awful. The acting was weak, the plot was retarded and the only mildly funny part was when the bitch from Lena Dunham’s show had her ear buds in listening to I’ve Had the Time of My Life.

Perhaps the diversity is lacking because the work isn’t good enough to be awarded?


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Sweet, Sweet Fantasy

I am dying to hate fuck some guy that I can’t stand.

I want to brutalize is this mother fucker, like leave him with anal fissures for sure.

It would bring me such joy, but alas this will never come to fruition.

Why? Well, believe it or not, somebody was retarded enough to marry this tool and I don’t play the wifed up shit anymore.

Damn me and my morals!

I assume it is only a matter of time till his wife leaves him anyway. What reasonable human good spend eternity with such a complete dick?

Here’s hoping for a failed marriage!

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The meeting is a staple of Corporate America and it makes sense that it is. Where else do you gather a bunch of people who talk in circles, accomplish nothing and still pat themselves on the backs like huge strides were made?

I am the lucky lady who gets to attend yet another one of these stuck in the mud gatherings.

I wonder if anything will get resolved, oh wait, I know, it won’t.

I wouldn’t mind attending if there was some sort of productivity, but these are just a waste of time. I hate when other people waste my time. I can waste my own time, but when others do it, it drives me insane.

I wish myself luck in this venture today and hopefully I don’t completely freak out. I’ve been a bit on edge lately. This should make for an interesting mix.

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Should’ve Known Better

Do you prefer David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar Van Halen?

Do you think Colin Quinn is funny?

Two very simple questions, that to me, answer so much about a person.

I should’ve known better when the answer to the first was wrong and the response to the second was blasphemous.

I should always go with my gut and use these questions as a make or break.

It always turns out that when people do not answer correctly that they turn out to be complete pieces of shit.

You know what they say, K.I.S.S. Keep it simple stupid.

Words to live by.

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