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This, I Remember

The other day I was talking with some guy I met and we got into a conversation that led to a do you know this person game?

Well, the person he mentioned I did know.

Usually when this game is played, the person says a name and either you know them and love them, know them and hate them or don’t know them.

I had an usual reaction, well not on the exterior, to the outside world, I said, “Yes, I know him, god guy.”

However, my first thought in my brain was, huge cock.

I remember this guy had a monster dick. I don’t think I ever even hooked up with him, but I definitely saw his dick.

I’m not sure how, those were in my heavy drinking days, but trust me, this guy was like porn star sized. You see something like that and you sober up pretty quickly.

Anyway, it was nice to have him mentioned. I have not thought about this guys in 15 years. It was a great moment to be remembered.

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Wasted Time

There is this guy that I can’t stand and I found out the other day that some other people echo my sentiments.

I’m so annoyed, you mean to tell me we all could have hated him together for months.

What a waste of great bonding slash shit talking time!

By the way, you know this guy is a total scumbag because the two other people who can’t tolerate him are both men.

One of the guys is super mellow. The other guy is just a nice guy who gets along with every single person.

For men like this to turn like this sour really makes me feel justified in my disdain.

I suppose I should focus on the positive. I should not be upset about the time we lost, but rather all the fun times yet to come.

 

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Does This Make Any Sense?

So there’s this guy that I know that looks a lot like some celebrity.

I’m not even into the actual celebrity by any means.

However, this guy looks so much like the celebrity that part of me is just thinking, you should totally have sex with him.

It’s almost like a vicarious star fucking.

I would actually be more apt to fuck the lookalike than the actual celebrity.

It seems like the more interesting story for later.

I am not quite sure that his makes any sense, but when has that ever stopped me before?

Perhaps, this will be a go.

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Oh Baby

Who would win in a fight?

Dumpster Baby or Anchor Baby

I’m thinking this could be an interesting plot to an Action-Adventure movie.

Don’t judge me, at least it is an original idea and not a remake or a superhero movie.

Personally, I think Dumpster Baby would win and could throw a nice patriotic spin on the plot.

Maybe in a sequel, it could be the winner versus Crack Baby? That’s having high hopes though.

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Back to the Present

The other day I was at an apartment complex that was once considered very posh about thirty years ago. In my youth this building was difficult to get into and the residents were mainly composed of older, rich Jews and W.A.S.P.s.

Well, boy oh boy, have those demographics shifted.

The complex is now basically anybody but old, rich Jews and W.A.S.P.s.

It is almost like the alternate version of 1985 Hill Valley. What shifted in the space time continuum?

I guess my question is, why did this have such a radical shift? There are areas that remain the same for decades. What happened to have such a transformation?

I’m not saying this is a good thing or a bad thing, I’m just wondering what caused such a change?

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