Category Archives: High Comedy

Chilly Chill

Somebody once told me that I was dead on the inside, which answers the reason why I’m freezing all the time.

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Honest to Goodness

I like when people say to, “speak your truth,” because it’s a really positive way of saying to lie.

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Bottoms Up

Babies get away with everything. When they get bottle service, it’s all, they need to eat, but when an adult gets bottle service it’s all, you’re a douche bag with a drinking problem.


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It’s A Construct

People say women and men can’t be friends because there’s always a chance of intercourse, but that’s not true, they can’t be friends because women aren’t likable.

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Advanced Placement

Is the politically correct term for a dirty whore, sexual prodigy?



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