Category Archives: High Comedy

Uncouth

A guy told me that vulgarity on a woman is unbecoming, but he’s the one talking about ejaculating.

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Thirsty

My buddy frequents a lot of watering holes, he loves those squirters.

 

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Disguise

My friend said she likes guys with beards, but why? They’re gay.

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Slick

My friend told me that I was going down a slippery slope, but I would never blow an Asian.

 

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Super Size

I saw a pudgy, middle aged guy wearing a shirt with the Superman symbol and thought to myself does the “S” now stand for slovenly? Are carbs your Kryptonite? The type 2 diabetes is moving faster than a speeding bullet. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, just kidding, he can never maintain a lift off.

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