Today marks the start of a new year, so what will be different?
- I will most likely be dismissed from my Corporate living hell due to what will be deemed an unacceptable outburst.
- I will only go to high-end strip clubs on a week day instead of ghetto, gutter trash clubs.
- Impractical Jokers will still be the funniest show on television, but I would imagine their live touring improv show is garbage.
- Louis CK will lead comedy to be funny again.
- I will have weight fluctuation like I’m Oprah yet again and will end the year larger than desired.
- Kendall Jenner will come out and will date some very random celebrity to ensure it is the talk of the town.
- The wall is not going to happen.
Guess we will revisit these predictions on December 31, 2019. Let’s see where this roller coaster of insanity will take us.