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Last Name First

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Why are women so ridiculous? The other day at work one woman was talking about getting married and how she is not going to change her last name to that of her husband. The younger girl  she was speaking with said that made sense and there is no reason to changing your last name to that of your husbands. Of course when they asked me to chime in they did not hear what they expected.

Of course a woman should change her last name if she is going to get married. The only exception I can think of is if your famous because of branding purposes or whatnot. The only reason that even appeals to me about marriage is that if you change your last name you have like a brand new identity so people from the past can’t come find you. That fantastic plus aside, women need to stop being force-fed this garbage of empowerment.

I told them that they should change their last names because nine out of ten times the man is the bread-winner. The younger girl said she was going to be the bread winner. I told her, that’s fine but be prepared to be miserable for the rest of your life. Women need to stop acting like they want to be in charge, they don’t. They want men to be steering the ship. Why do you think women who are with lesser men cheat on them and have zero respect for them?

I then stated that there is something to be said about traditionalism. What is so bad about taking your husband’s last name? Aren’t you in love with him? Don’t you want everybody to know you are with him? Aren’t you proud of him? I think everybody is desperately trying to be so original that they feel like keeping their maiden name takes a stand against some sort of nonsense. Trust me, it does not, not to mention, there is nothing radical about keeping your maiden name. It’s all been done to death already.

Then they brought up the idea of ownership. That the reason the woman takes the man’s last name is because he became her owner. First of all, this is from years ago. Second of all, isn’t that kind of hot, like a guy that you’re super into, owns you?

Quite frankly If I was a man planning on marriage I would expect my future wife to take my last name, no questions asked.

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Hot Dogs Every Day

I remember when my friend Jeff explained to me why guys cheat down, he said, ” You can’t have filet mignon every night, sometimes you want a hot dog.” While this makes perfect sense, why would you be with the hot dog?

A guy I know, who is a really good looking dude, kind of a dick (they all are), good sense of humor, reasonably intelligent, yadda, yadda, yadda, has a girl that is so below his league. I don’t get it. There’s no way she was super hot and just went to average looking. This girl was always average looking. Don’t get me wrong, she is definitely cute and would be a steal for many, but not for him.

So how does this happen? I don’t understand it. I know that as men get older, like post mid-life, they start to care slightly more about then just a woman’s appearance, but young dudes don’t give a shit. For a woman to be with a guy the only have to be pretty and reasonably nice. That’s it. So why would this guy, who is young, be with this plain Jane? It doesn’t make sense.

I want to ask him, but I don’t want to ruin a relationship. I can’t be the person that puts the thought in his head and then it results in a split. I’m just curious. I’m sure she offers something, but what? She does not cook. She does not work. What is going on here?

I guess if you’re going to have hot dogs every day you can always jazz them up with different toppings.

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Take It All Back

I have had multiple conversation with various men of different ages about the current state of women running rampant. They all seem to agree that his has gotten to a point of ridiculousness. To this I say, “Well, why don’t you take shit back?”

Listen, I can’t help men reclaim steering the ship of life, because I’m a woman, they need to do this for themselves, by themselves.

Legit, forums like Reddit only exists because these men have been relegated into anonymous spaces to be able to honestly voice their opinions. Who wants to live like that? Nobody. Well men need to get it together and push back.

Women are getting more out of control and more miserable with every passing day. Why? Biology. Women want a man who is in charge. They want men to be dominant. These retarded women have created an environment where men are  complete sissies. Nobody wants to fuck a pansy, they want somebody with some strength and backbone. So the lack of women finding a suitable mate is causing further dissatisfaction in their lives, though to be fair, they have brought this upon themselves.

Men, it is time to rally and reclaim what is rightfully yours. Start running shit again and shutting down the nonsense of this overbearing movement of squawk box.


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In A Nutshell

A buddy just came back from doing some military service in some shit hole country. He was telling my some stories about how when he was gone some girls from home would hit him up via social media asking him when he would be back. Now this seems like a nice, sweet gesture, until you realize there is only one reason they are contacting him, to get some dick.

Women are always yakking about how they are worth more than their holes, but apparently, as always, they are very wrong. This guy is out fighting in intense military situations, do these bitches ask him how he is doing? Do they ask him if he is okay? Do they ask him anything substantial? No, they ask him when he will be back home so they can get fucked by him.

It’s fine that these women want to be whores and fuck, but then they can’t in the same breath say that they offer anything else besides their orifices. All they offer is selfishness in the form of them getting a deep dicking.

If all you can genuinely provide is pussy that’s fine, but stop coming to the table like you’re this multi-dimensional deep thinker. You’re not some philosophical guru, you’re a cum receptacle. Own it, be true to yourself, enjoy the cum, leave everything else to the men.


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I was talking with a guy who is in his early twenties about this #MeToo nonsense. I was just curious to get his spin on it, since I’m technically old and obsolete. It gave me some small faith in humanity that he also thought it was complete and utter horseshit. He did not use those words, but found it to be ridiculous and absurd.

He then said, “If you don’t know that this is a hashtag symbol it just reads, pound me too.”

How brilliant is that? I told him so.

This proves my point that women are not only insufferable, but mainly retarded. I love that their entire movement can be taken out of context to mean the complete opposite of what these fools are trying to push.

Funny enough, if these dumb slits were being pounded properly, they would most likely be far less venomous and far more content.

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