I was at the beach with a friend the other day and I commented that I could not believe that there was not one single super hot guy to look at it, just for fun.
Then I realized that I think it has legitimately been nine years since the last time I saw a guy that was ridiculously gorgeous in real life.
Can this possibly be right?
Almost a decade?
I’ve seen decent looking guys, guys with justice bodies, but no-holy-shit-I-can’t-stop-staring-you’re-so-damn-hot-guys.
Is there a drought? Am I just not going to the right places? I feel like this is statistically impossible.
Not only a statistical impossibility, but just plain sad.
I don’t think I’m asking for much, just a man to horribly molest with my eyes.