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Summer is getting close to over and I still remain in my Fat Elvis stage. However, I have a pretty nice tan. This made me realize fat is gross no matter what, but far less reprehensible when it is tan.

Why is this? Do you think it is better at hiding all the nooks and crannies and then a pale exterior? Is it that tans just make people in general look better?

It is odd that I have to expose my doughy flesh which is unappealing in order to obtain a far more presentable look.

Ah well, I will just enjoy my sun-kissed excess while disdaining my rotund nature.

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