Beach Body Ready

I was appalled to learn last summer that Jonah Hill had lost an immense amount of weight.

I’m pretty sure he did the surgery thing, but that’s neither here nor there.

I had to come to terms with the idea that I was perhaps fatter than Jonah Hill, a tough pill to swallow.

I knew in my heart that he would gain the weight back and it looks like this is in progress.

However, I may not be fatter than Jonah anymore, but I still need to lose some LBs.

I’m too old to have another fat summer.

By the way, fuck him and Michael Cera for their absolutely retarded outfits.

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