It Was All A Dream

I had a  dream the other night that was super annoying. First of all, a guy I used to have sex with was in it. I have not thought about that specimen in years. That is not an exaggeration, I forgot about his existence until he came to me in my dream.

I hope this dream was not like some prophetic thing, like I’m Joseph, though I wouldn’t mind a Technicolor dream coat. I can’t run into this dunce in real life. I don’t have anything to say to him and I’m rather sure that what I really think what would be written all over my adorable little face. God did not bestow upon me a poker face.

The point of the dream was that this retard was getting married. The bride was hot, super hot and I was a guest. None of this bothered me, I just thought in the dream, weird that I would not only be invited to this union, but that I would attend. Dreams are odd. However, the part that enraged me was that he was marrying a Jewish girl.

I was appalled that her gorgeous big fat juicy Jew tits would be molested by this tool. I think the fact that it was a formal Jewish ceremony is what really set me off. I can’t figure out why this bothered me so much. I’m not like super religious or anything, but the thought of this pig marrying this lovely Heeb was nauseating.

Thank goodness none of this was real. Lets just hope I don’t actually run into this misshapen sloth.

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