I recently visited my doctor for my annual physical where I had a revelation.
No, not that it is in fact some sort of miracle that I do not have HPV.
The enlightening message is that I am boring.
All the fun questions he asked I answered with a no and all the boring questions I answered with a yes.
How did this happen to me?
I used to be young and fun, now I’m old and dull.
It really is a sad state of affairs.
But what am I to do? I enjoy solitude.
The most social thing I do is go to a beach in hopes of being alone but inevitably end up people watching. I am with people, but I don’t have to interact with them.
Perhaps I should move to a warmer climate where this pastime can become a year-round hobby, though I do believe I am too fat for this.
Oh well, maybe next year at my visit I will at least have an STD scare to spice thing ups.