I was volunteering at a Toys for Tots charity event the other day. I stopped for a second to go get one of the other volunteers a coffee. As I was getting the coffee, there was a guy standing there who was one of the organizers of this Toys for Tots.
He started talking to me and it was a really nice conversation and as I walked a way I thought what a sweet boy.
Approximately twenty four hours later, it hit me, that sweet boy was totally hitting on me.
So basically, this marine (Marines organize this charity event), who was a total baby-faced cutie, tall, built, super Aryan and well-spoken was trying to fuck me and I totally did not get it.
I’m so dumb, I just thought he was being polite. I’m an old lady, this kid was early twenties. I wasn’t even thinking, hey, he’s trying to get his dick wet, God bless him. What a numbskull I am?
Can I please get a rewind button?
I would go back and be like, yes, your fine as fuck, lets do this.
God damn it! That would’ve been a nice holiday present.