Better Than That

A buddy of mine has always had a knack with the ladies. The fact that he hasn’t died of some bizarre STD is a miracle and also a devastation.

Girls throw themselves at him, which is sort of pathetic, but I must say he pulls in pretty good looking girls.

He was telling me about some of the girls who are practically begging him to get bang them out. I don’t know why he even wants to mess with some of them. It is not because they are married or in committed relationships, though I don’t know why you want that stress. I am perplexed by his contemplation of fucking them because quite frankly they are low level pussy.

I get that pussy is pussy, but if you can get girls that range from cute to hot, then why even waste your time?

If somebody is offering you free top shelf vodka or free  swill they have in the well you go for the high end shit.Why would you waste your time with Mr. Boston when you can have Grey Goose?

I know that guys like to mix it up, but if you have a consistent stream of lookers that are whores in bed, why would even want to stick it into a single mom? The bottom’s been knocked out.

I guess that’s why you have to love guys, they don’t give a fuck. Their simplicity is refreshing, but bizarre.

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