Jackpot

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This Powerball jackpot is massive and I deserve it.

I’m such a loser at gambling that it has to be my turn to hit.

I would be the right kind of gal to win this cash windfall. I would basically just disappear. Nobody would ever hear from me again. I would also get a sudden case of amnesia.

It would be glorious. I would be like a modern day, towards the end Howard Hughes.

I believe I am deserving of this win.

So if there is a sudden abandonment of posts I either won, died, or won and had a heart attack from the shock of actually winning and died.

Good luck to me!

 

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