Usually I’m really good at knowing if somebody has it, you know, in terms of sex. I can tell a dud from a mile away, though alcohol is a surefire way to throw off my radar.
There is this guy and I just can’t figure out if he would be super fun or super useless in the sack.
Normally I would just have sex with him as I hate an unanswered question, but in this instance I can’t. Somebody has a wedding band and spoiler alert, it isn’t me. Damn my resurgence of moral fortitude!
It is driving me crazy! I would ask him, but under the circumstances that could land me in much hot water with an HR department, if you catch my drift. Again, damn my resurgence of moral fortitude!
It’s killing me because I just want to solve this puzzle.
Will this mystery ever be unlocked?