There will be a Solar Eclipse on Monday.
I know snooze-fest.
I’m watching local news and up pops a picture of a woman who I thought was Miranda Lambert.
Nope, it was Bonnie Tyler, you know the lady who sings Total Eclipse of the Heart which is probably her biggest hit, though I prefer Holding Out for a Hero or even Heartache for that matter.
Anyway, the big story was that she would be on a cruise ship performing Total Eclipse of the Heart during the eclipse. (Meanwhile, my buddy and I are pretty sure of the comic on that boat act.)
But the stunning part was not the corniness of it all, it was not only learning that Bonnie Tyler was still living, bless her, but she apparently got a new face.
Apparently, this is what 66 looks like in 2017.
Much like the eclipse, don’t look directly at it.