Reach Out

Today is Friendship Day.

To celebrate they suggest reaching out to old friends.

Well, I hate all of my old friends, which is why I’m not friends with them any more.

Catch up with some of your current friends.

I would, but they all have busy, thriving lives and I would hate to bother them on a weekend.

Make some new friends.

Though I’m normally extremely introverted and painfully shy and hate meeting people, I intend on seeking out some new pals. Craigslist here I come, worse thing that happens is I meet some creepy duds, best thing that happens is I get violently murdered.

 

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