Drunken, Chocolatey Sailors

Today marks three important holidays:

  1. U.S. Coast Guard Day
  2. National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
  3. International Beer Day

Hopefully you get to so see some Coast Guard boats filled with drunken crews and chocolate smeared all over their faces.

I plan on celebrating by eating chocolate chip cookies till I fall into a diabetic coma in a bathtub with plastic ships. I won’t have the international beer in solidarity with President Trump. American Brew only.

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