Today marks three important holidays:
- U.S. Coast Guard Day
- National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
- International Beer Day
Hopefully you get to so see some Coast Guard boats filled with drunken crews and chocolate smeared all over their faces.
I plan on celebrating by eating chocolate chip cookies till I fall into a diabetic coma in a bathtub with plastic ships. I won’t have the international beer in solidarity with President Trump. American Brew only.
