According to Forbes, Amy Schumer is the fifth highest grossing comedian of 2017.

There are so many things wrong with this I don’t know where to begin.

The fact that she is the first woman to ever make the list. It should’ve been Joan Rivers.

The fact that she made $37,500,000. Completely undeserved.

The fact that they refer to her as a comedian. Complete madness.

She’s a bloated hack joke thief who even when she inevitably fades into obscurity (tick, tock) she will still have more than enough money to live off of comfortably. I pray that her money managers are a cross between Dane Cook’s half brother and MC Hammer’s management.

Between this news and thin Jonah Hill I’m seriously ready to just call it a day.

I can’t live knowing this cunt makes that much money only fueling her delusions that she is something special.

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