Pathetic

It is the last day of July and I feel like the summer is almost over.

I have virtually no tan.

I am still too fat for summer.

I have not done anything remotely fun.

What a summer bummer? Am I right gang?

I think I’m just going to have to really take advantage of August.

However, the problem with that is that it would require me to be motivated to do something.

That’s a hurdle that my fat ass is not capable of jumping.

Looks like the remainder of the summer will be sent like the first part, looking like a bloated version of Powder.

Hey, it’s like Buddy Holly said, “There ain’t not cure for the summertime blues.”

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