Depressing

Today is the first day of summer and I’m still fat.

To add insult to injury, I may be fatter than Jonah Hill. Yeah, I know, talk about a frightening phrase to utter.

The only thing that’s keeping me for killing myself is knowing how much extra skin he must have on his gross body. Well, that and knowing that he will be fat again, he fluctuates more than Oprah.

 

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