It’s been rather warm the last few days and I’ve come to the realization, the same one I come to at about this time every year, I’m too fat for summer.
I can’t believe I’m going to have another fat summer.
Winter fatness is gross, summer fatness is just vomitous.
Fat and pale. It’s not a winning combination.
Maybe this heat well get me to sweat out some of this doughiness.