There is nobody at my place of work that I’m trying to actively sleep with. However, there is somebody that I work with that the ladies seem to really enjoy. I don’t get it, but hey, to each his own. I watch women flirt up a storm with him. It’s sad, it’s gross, it’s corporate America. Lets keep a few things in mind here, these women are old, married, unattractive and lacking personality. The man they deem such hot stuff is also nothing to write home about. It’s just the perfect storm of yuck.
These women throw major shade my way because I’m near the object of their desires. It’s not my fault. If I didn’t have to be, I wouldn’t be. I should be punished based on proximity? Quite honestly, I could do without the whole lot of them, but that’s beside the point. Just because these women want to fuck this guy does not mean that I want to. I’m not pathetically throwing myself at him. Listen, if I wanted to fuck him, I already would have, I’m single, better looking, smarter and more personable than any of these bitches. Plus, I’m not a blabber mouth or dramatic so nobody would be the wiser, as we all know, snitches get stitches.
The most important thing to remember here is I have no desire to bang this guy. I really can’t stand women’s ridiculousness. I’m not cock blocking you dumb bitches, your hideousness, both internal and external are. If you want to fuck him, go for the gold. I’m all set. I’m busy doing other shit, like working. Maybe you cunts should try it instead of throwing around your barren, dried up pussies at sheer mediocrity. Also, stop mean mugging me.