Today is April 20th and I’m sure you are all taking part in the festivities of this fun holiday.
No, not getting stoned. Weed is totally lame.
No, not Adolf Hitler’s birthday, though I’m sure if he could see Germany now he would kill himself all over again.
No, not the anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings. You guys are all so morose.
Today is National High Five Day! The day for douche bags to really live it up. If you really want to get crazy with the Cheese Whiz, throw out some low fives and on the sides to really shake the celebration up.