I was on the cardio deck at the gymnasium the other day. Of course, since I have zero luck, I’m on an elliptical machine and I realize that for some reason I’m super gassy. First, let me say, I understand that fart talk is hacky, but this needs to be done. Second, it made no sense that I was in this state considering it was fist thing in the morning and I had not eaten anything yet. So there I was, trapped on the cardio deck.
Well, you may ask, why didn’t you leave? Well, because sometimes it can be a one and done, so after the first gasser leaked out, I thought perhaps that’s all she wrote. Of course, this was not the case, so I continued on my cardio journey while dropping horrible bombs. As time progressed more and more people happened to come on over tot he cardio deck that I was on. I had only one option, to attempt to hold in the farts as best that I could. Do you know how hard that is to do when you’re moving about at a fast pace?
I think the moral of this story is that exercise is overrated.