Today is Get a Different Name Day. The day where if you hate your name you should change it. I have no problem with my name, Ruth Sophy, I imagine my octogenarian years will be lovely. I dislike my name because of idiots that make banal comments such as, “Is that your real name?” No stupid, it’s my stage name! And the always debilitating, “Baby Ruth” with the Sloth from The Goonies voice. These reactions are like watching an Amy Schumer set, predictable and unfunny.
They say you should change your name to a nickname that people call you, but I feel like it would be really difficult to introduce myself as “Unlikable Cunt” in the professional sphere.