I am dusting off my crystal ball and looking at the year ahead with some hack psychic predictions.
In the land of entertainment:
- Azealia Banks will become America’s sweetheart.
- Amy Schumer will die. (Maybe not literally, but her fame, which will be far worse to her than death.)
- After years of Hollywood exile, the comeback kid, Mel Gibson will lose his shit again and the audio will be leaked.
In the world of politics:
- Either Bill or Hillary Clinton will drop dead, my crystal ball is foggy, but as we saw on the campaign trail, they could both be extras on a zombie movie with no makeup necessary.
- Barron Trump will be my new best friend.
- Putin, Assad, Duterte & Trump will become golfing buddies.
In the realm of sports:
- New England Patriots win the Super Bowl
- Boston Celtics are the NBA champs.
- Soccer finally catches on in the U.S.
Now all we can do is wait and see when all of these predictions become a reality.
Here’s to a Happy 2017!