Ready, Set, Go

I want to be so famous that I’m a gay icon.

I want to be so famous that when I talk shit about another celebrity it becomes a news cycle.

I want to be so famous that I’m portrayed by a fat man on Saturday Night Live.

I want to be so famous that every picture of me gets dicks Photoshopped into my mouth.

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