I came up with a new sex position.
“Hands Up, Don’t Shoot”
This is when a woman is on her knees with her hands up over head and there’s a guy in front of her who is cocked and locked if you will. She screams, “Don’t shoot!” He unloads on her.
I also have an “I Can’t Breathe” one but it’s a bit more complex involving auto-erotic asphyxiation.