It has been one week since Gawker filed for bankruptcy.
Let us not forget to thank Peter Thiel and Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea, true American heroes.
But I digress, the response from the public is overwhelmingly unanimous, pleased that Gawker got it’s just desserts.
I feel like the last time so many people got true joy from a downfall of a horrible group was Hitler’s regime.
The stuff that Gawker did was awful, from posting sex tapes (not just Hogan’s but also that of an unknown college girl) to outing people to ruining people’s lives via public shaming.
Nick Denton should have taken a page out of the Harvey Levin-TMZ book. Those mother fuckers are on point with their stuff. They can be annoying but they are not horribly despicable. Plus, I love the classic, “Lindsay Lohan is a fire crotch!” Brandon Davis tirade while Paris Hilton trails cackling. It’s gold!
Deadspin, Lifehacker, Gizmodo, Kotaku, Jalopnik, and Jezebel are all under the Gawker umbrella. I wish I had Peter Thiel fuck you money, I would make the shit investment of purchasing Gawker just for the sheer pleasure of canning all those twats who write for Jezebel. It would be my finest hour.
I would like to thank Gawker for answering the question of whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? Apparently, file for bankruptcy.