Small Talk

STRANGER:

Smile.

ME:

How about I give you a Glasgow Smile?

STRANGER:

What’s that?

ME:

Holy Shit! I don’t know what’s more infuriating your chipper demeanor or your supreme level of idiocy.

You should probably kill yourself.

The stranger, insulted, walks away.

ME:

Girl, don’t go away mad. Girl, just go away.

 

 

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