Very Brief Interviews With Very Hideous Women: Susan

Q. Why did you tell your sister about your affair with her husband?

Susan: Because my sister is a dumb, stupid cunt. I don’t regret doing it. I know it’s probably devastating for the children but that’s not really my problem. Colin is so miserable with her and he would never gather up the nerve to leave her so I told her to set him free. Seriously, he’s living in a prison being with her. She is so awful. Maybe it was selfish because now I can be with Colin but I swear I only did it to help him out of a really shitty situation. It’s not like she’s going to be all alone, she still has her kids. Fine keep your kids, I’ll take Colin, he was always supposed to be mine anyway.

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