Very Brief Interviews With Very Hideous Women: Lori

Q. What happened with the private investigator?

Lori: So some crazy wife was having her husband followed because she thought he was cheating on her, which he was, with me. Anyway, the investigator, Nicholas, had documentation of me with this lady’s husband. Apparently Nicholas was quite taken by me so he told me everything about how this wife hired him to follow her husband and that he had not yet brought her any of the information. Nicholas did not want to give her the pictures and videos because he thought, to quote him, “I was stunning.” Anyway, Nicholas and I got to talking and we hit it off so now he’s in my regular rotation. It’s actually kind of funny because he meets my prerequisite of being married. Can you imagine, an investigator who works to bust cheaters is just as guilty of infidelity as the people he tracks. I know, super hot, right?

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