Very Brief Interviews With Very Hideous Women: Jennifer

Q. How many men have you slept with?

Jennifer: Well, I don’t know, I’ve never counted but like last night I had sex with a  guy I know but I was really drunk and I’m not really like that. Like, I so don’t just fuck, I swear I’m not a slut, like I’m not even sure how much I remember but I know we had sex. Like, if I was sober, it wouldn’t have happened because I’m seriously not like that. Like, that sort of thing has happened before but it’s not something that I do all the time. I’m really not a slut, like I have a boyfriend. I so didn’t mean to fuck another guy, I love my boyfriend, we are moving in together next month. Like, I’m not going to tell him about last night because I was super drunk and I’m not like that. It was a mistake. It’s not like I even like the guy I fucked. I mean, we were both drunk, like I was probably way more dunk than him. Honestly, he probably shouldn’t have even had sex with me, I’m not saying he raped me, but I was wasted and he knows I have boyfriend and that I’m not like that, and even if he was drunk too, he shouldn’t have let it happen. Seriously though, I’m so not like that.

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