Very Brief Interviews With Very Hideous Women: Liz

Q. Why do you cheat on your fiancee?

Liz: Well, it’s not really cheating because I have no emotional involvement with these men. It’s just fucking. It’s just getting a bunch of different dick before the wedding. I mean, I haven’t taken the vows yet, I’m still free so why shouldn’t I have some fun before we make the commitment? I mean, I love Jacob but it’s not like I love him any less because I’m having sex with another guy. It’s not like I’m having relationships with these other guys, I don’t even fuck them more than once. That would be cheating, you know if you were consistently having sex with the same person. I’m one and done. I need to get this out of my system before Jake and I settle down and start our family. I’m honestly doing the right thing here, it’s really for our future.

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